How to torture small children
This just in from today's Lion Brand Yarn newsletter, under "Travel Tips from our Readers": "When I'm traveling, I always take along an extra pair of old needles and some leftover yarn. I never fail to meet a child someplace who does not want to learn to knit, and its nice to be able to leave them with the needles and yarn." (Italics added by moi.)
A stray "not" and mis-use of "its", all in one sentence. Isn't that special.